You'd have to make me look a lot older than that for anyone to be impressed with my skills...

Thomas, I think the bit would have worked pretty well (faking like he couldn't play, then balling all over the court) if he just put glasses on...if you were just the #1 draft pick in the NBA then there's not a whole lot of people in the world not impressed with your skills, probably only including recent other #1 picks (Lebron, etc.).

I like it better than the old Larry Johnson "grand-ma-ma" bit.

Sweet!!