Brian Regan. Good stuff. The guy is really, really funny. Gracias mi amigo!

"Rainy days and Mondays always..." need Monday Morning Humor.
Every try to order a Burger King, Jr size, without mayo?

The "black coffee" part makes me think of this: Why is it that when I order a "plain" hamburger they always ask, "Would you like cheese on that?" I want to say, "What part of 'plain' don't you understand?"