The poster reads:
Dear Dad, we want to take Time Out to tell you you're no Flake but you're worth more than 100 Grand. We hope this is better than any old PayDay and that this Snack brings you Extra Snickers and Cheers. You are a great Catch and the best dad in the entire Milky Way Galaxy. We hope this exSpearmint Satisfies and Refreshes you, as it's not always a Picnic Raisinets (raising us) 3 Musketeers. With Goobers of love and sweet Dreams, your Twizzlers-Butterfinger (Titus), Zero (Eden), Starburst (Afiya) and Dove (Kristie)
All together now... "Awwwww...."