The Gospel Coalition

Reposted from 2011.

I've gotten a kick out of this Twitter account, written by someone who teaches Biblical Studies for an undisclosed university. The author writes:
These are actual statements from assignments turned in by my students. They're...um..interesting ;)

As one who remembers completing many seminary assignments late at night, I probably delivered a few incoherent one-liners myself. Here are some of the funniest from the Twitter feed:

 


Comments:

Bob

July 28, 2012 at 08:33 AM

I don't think it's helpful to mock those you're trying to teach and serve. If your a first grade
teacher sharing cute comments that's one thing - out of the mouths of babes - but not college students.
You might miss what they are trying to say even if it's awkwardly worded. I actually think
they have insightful comments in atleast two of these selections. Oh but we are so smart.

Derek Rishmawy

July 27, 2012 at 10:30 AM

My favorite are the ones about Keller and Brueggemann. (Facepalm) Kids, this is the future of the church. Let's do some teaching.